Comments | bloody_bottle: Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

bloody_bottle

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

Feb 27, 2005 15:07

*groan* That zombie is one dirty son of a bitch. There's blood when I pass water, and my mouth tastes like graveyard dirt.

Comments 16

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle February 27 2005, 20:11:02 UTC

Yes, and charmingly enough, that laser I shot you with should render you impotent for the rest of the day.

Captain Jack Sparrow, here. bloody_bottle February 27 2005, 20:12:09 UTC

IMPOTENT!!

Stewie, I can't believe you...

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle February 27 2005, 20:12:35 UTC

...saved your life?

Captain Jack Sparrow, here. bloody_bottle February 27 2005, 20:14:20 UTC

Please, I was clearly winning!

And "impotent" why the hell is - oh piss it, I don't even care. I'm not feeling very sexy today, anyway.

*picks another chunk of Jimmy out of his teeth*

Thread 9

malia_telran February 27 2005, 21:28:37 UTC

Are you going to be okay? *looks concerned* I wish I knew some healing spells...

What happened with this guy? Is it of the let's-go-hunt-him-down variety? 'cause I'm better at that than the first aid stuff....

bloody_bottle February 27 2005, 21:43:04 UTC

Aye, love, I'll be alright. I may have gotten slightly inappropriate with his lady-friend, who happens to be my ex. Then he and I got into a bit of a scuffle.

No need to hunt him down. I'll handle it. But I shall remember the kindness. *bows*

malia_telran February 27 2005, 22:12:11 UTC

Okay, that explains a lot. It looks like something between the three of you folks. Just thought I'd offer, in case it was...y'know, necessary.

*smiles apologetically* I do hope you're feeling better soon.

periazhad February 27 2005, 22:24:50 UTC

it's sad I ran out of time to keep up with the Sages *is sad* I dislike missing things like that

Thread 6

Apologies ursa_mater February 28 2005, 01:41:14 UTC

Dear Jack,

Am hoping this letter finds you in better spirits and health than last I saw you. There's no other way to put this so I felt it better to inform you now. Jack, I cannot accompany you to the wedding. I have been dis-invited by the ghoul-groom, and cannot attend. I apologize for the inconvenience that I'm putting you through. I'm leaving this here for you to find when you wake up. I wanted to let you know early enough so that you could find another, more suitable date.

I'm sorry.
Leela