Comments | bloody_bottle: Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

bloody_bottle

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

Mar 07, 2005 09:35

And where exactly is the fucking coffee? *kicks over a pile of Stewie's mechanical crap in the kitchen*

There has never been MORE of a hangover than I have right now, I'm in a bad mood, and I can't even have coffee because it's just FAR to much to ask that the coffee be kept where I put it. After all, why would the coffee actually be where it ( Read more... )

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queen_cordy_g March 7 2005, 15:08:21 UTC

Bad day?

Captain Jack Sparrow, here. bloody_bottle March 7 2005, 15:25:36 UTC

Aye, Cordy. Bad day and a HALF.

Kage is going to kill himself in his journal. If you'd like to pop over and try to talk to him about it, that'd be great. I'm cocking it up, I think.

engelkith March 7 2005, 16:13:04 UTC

((OOC: Just so you know, he's got me on screened mode or something, so I don't know if he'll be showing my comments.))

bloody_bottle March 7 2005, 16:26:54 UTC

((they're showing up))

serialxoxlover March 7 2005, 18:11:30 UTC

((Are you shitting me? That doesn't make any sense. Do they not want to play with us anymore? I don't see the point of doing all this if we aren't around.))

leela1 March 7 2005, 17:30:16 UTC

Jack, you here?
*pushes door open*
Jack, I - good God! *surveys room* What the hell happened? Did someone die?

bloody_bottle March 7 2005, 17:41:25 UTC

Hi love. Nah, no one died. I woke up this morning hung over as hell, and Stewie drank the last of my vietnamese coffee. Fascist little bastard.

I'm feeling much better now. When he gets home, he's going to get to clean up my mess, so that's always fun.

*kisses you on the cheek* I'm afraid you've caught me running out the door, love. Can we continue this later?

leela1 March 7 2005, 17:44:24 UTC

Later, wicked pirate man!

bloody_bottle March 7 2005, 17:54:10 UTC

*shoots you a grin and slaps your ass on the way out*

Ta-ta, love.

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engelkith March 7 2005, 17:44:02 UTC

He's lucky he caugh me in the middle of the day. Honestly, having to romp about as a wolf, as if I were his huge puppy? Keep me from strangling him later when I've gotten sleep and I realize how humiliated I am. And that is a joke. Mostly.

leela1 March 7 2005, 17:45:21 UTC

You weren't humiliated - or humiliating - you were magnificent.

engelkith March 7 2005, 17:46:35 UTC

*snorts*

I'm sure. I need to find somewhere to collapse, I will see you later.

serialxoxlover March 7 2005, 18:12:27 UTC

I missed it. What happened?

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leela1 March 9 2005, 23:02:26 UTC

Jack:
If you read this - we have absolutely GOT to stop hijacking other people's lj's for our own amusement. Seriously now, it is becoming a bad habit, and between us, we have enough of those already.

bloody_bottle March 9 2005, 23:15:17 UTC

Note carried to Leela by carrier pigeon:

I absolutely refuse to apologize for that because it was fantastic, and if hijacking people's threads to do THAT is what it takes, then that's what I'll be doing.

I'm a pirate. I've no problem annexing someone else's journal.

With Love,
CJS

leela1 March 9 2005, 23:56:17 UTC

*Carrier pigeon sent back, by arrow shot*

Jack,
The next time you want to be a pirate,
try hijacking mine...

Love,
Your Leela

Captain Jack Sparrow, here. bloody_bottle March 10 2005, 00:01:13 UTC

*paper airplane thrown at Leela through the window*

Leela,

As you wish, love. Is someone complaining to you about it? I'll talk to Tabby, if you like.

Love,
CJS

PS: You killed my carrier pigeon? You are SO in for it, Young Missy.

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