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[bloody_bottle]

It's a lovely morning here today. I took my morning milk in the garden, where I crucified the flayed body of the mailman. I know, I know - it's been done. And I don't wish to step on the toes of a man of vision like Vlad the Impaler. But I had to do something with the corpse, and digging was out of the question

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[subtle_guns]

Kid, what gauge is that thing you're holding?

[natchiosassin]

Does a Doomsday Laser even have a gauge?

[bloody_bottle]

Well, aren't you a pretty thing. Try to avoid my roommate, as he will no doubt attempt to mount you at first sight.

[natchiosassin]

*glances down at the TWO SHARP POINTY WEAPONS she visibly carries*

...I think I can handle him.

*curiously* How old are you, anyway?