i cant believe i just woke up at 3am and remembered my livejournal password....after five years

Her name is Andalyn Adonais ( Read more... )

The insurance company I work for is the third largest auto-claims handler in the nation ( Read more... )

Hello my name is _______ ( Read more... )

I drink a lot of coke here at work, and everytime i leave the break room the door screaches 'scchwiiiiiing' real high and i always growl "tigerstyle" after it does...im sure people find that odd.

Jamie just called me @ work crying.
She told me Mitch Hedberg died, in a hotel room from heart failure.
I said "The night before April Fool's day, huh?" because I thought she was trying to get me.

Yeah, no he really died. The other night.Thats a real shame, he really was the funniest guy I can think of ( Read more... )

NATION PLANS SURPRISE PARTY TO CHEER UP CONOR OBERST ( Read more... )

I am worth $1,547,350.00 on HumanForSale.com

I feel so scared! someone at work found out I was into trekkie stuff and I think that's why I got fired :-(.

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The Marshall Space Flight Center (search) in Huntsville, Ala., has been testing a device intended for the space station that would recycle astronauts' sweat, respiration and even urine into drinking water purer than any found in a tap ( Read more... )