The ads on livejournal today are for paternity tests.
happy father's day.

somehow my usericon has changed to people in bathing suits
i am way too amused to take it down
how did this happen?

there's always someone cooler than you

here's an old joke
i just made up
how many of me would it take to
screw up your life
one to make you settle down
one to turn you around

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i have perfected the art of escaping awkward conversations

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My shirt smells like smoke

i held your body, the thin shirt you wore, the smell of you, how you felt to be so close to me and it felt genuine and loving. i absorbed you into me.

But i want to rush it