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I just spent three minutes trying to push open a "pull" door. Don't you fucking judge me. -
Ambiguous Reflection Time Yay!
For better or for worse, some things never change.
Sadly it's always the opposite of what you want: The things you want to stay the same change, the things you want to change remain constant.
Irony implies it is unexpected.
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Note to self (and any other college kids):
NEVER, EVER sign up for a 8 AM class unless absolutely necessary, again. Waking up blows.
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College!
Oh heavens. I am so happy high school ends in high school. I can't remember the last time I was so free of drama. I am just chilling and hanging out and meeting people and it is great. I am finally not resentful for having to share breathing air with the people I'm around ( Read more... ) -
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I love it when I'm right.
Oh man. Can't wait to see what the tabloids say about this one.
One of these days people will learn to listen to me.
But not today.
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I was one of the lucky ones; I didn't see Stephen run around naked.
And I didn't die. -
teh uber pickup line
"Hey, I'm wired... What do you say I take you home and.... eat your pussy?" -
FUCK THAT SHIT
I really need to get to bed, so I'll make this my shortest rant, ever probably ( Read more... ) -
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Guitar Hero = amazing. -
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I have one more class period of high school. Ever. I'm so fucking jazzed.