my ex girlfreind of two weeks calls me saturday morning
we chat
i tell her i went to a party
she asks if i hooked up with anyone
i say yes, which is the truth
she asks if we had sex, i say no, which is the truth
she asks if we made out, i say yes
she flips the fuck out, says we can't be freinds anymore
i got drunk and made out with someone, and im single
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