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[bloodyuseful]

dear england

i don't fucking care if it's festive, it's not right to use your girlfriend's intestines as decoration and then let the neighborhood kids play with it

i had shit to do tonight

fuck you,
frederick

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[cryogenically]

Aaaand suddenly I'm starving.

[bloodyuseful]

someday i'm going to retire and work at a mcdonalds

[cryogenically]

No, I refuse. You're not allowed to smell like salt and mad cow disease for the rest of your life.

[bloodyuseful]

but human innards is totally fine