dear england

i don't fucking care if it's festive, it's not right to use your girlfriend's intestines as decoration and then let the neighborhood kids play with it

i had shit to do tonight

fuck you,
frederick

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Bold the things that are true.

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This is the stupidest shift in the world, I swear to christ.

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February 22nd, 2032, 3:45am
Westminster, London
Frederick Abberline's residence

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His usual ritual at work is to come in, say hello, get a coffee - or drop one off, depending - sit down, go over phone messages, and then begin to sift through open cases. He decides in which order they should be responded to, who should respond to them, and picks out the rare few that need to be kicked back to the departments that sent them up. He ( Read more... )

Someone left a slinky on my desk.

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