BERK!

[bloodyyoshimi]

God damn.  I just wrote and entire entry and my fucking piece of shit computer erased it.  I need a Mac. 
Ok, let's give this another shot:

People at Kenyon would probably not know this, but when I was in High School I was pretty big into photography. I actually considered going to school for photography.  I guess I kind of phased out of it because

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Oh my god, oh my god

[anonymous]

I can't believe it. I really hope that someone made up that profile as a joke, because otherwise it makes me want to vomit. "I dislike fat girls who wear small clothes, I ride a warmblood(that's a horse, teehee)" Oh my god that girl sounds like a moron, and if Kenyon ever becomes completely overrun with people like that, I refuse to donate money and will explicitly cite the morons who are currently attending as a reason. Those morons however, will still probably graduate with better degrees than myself and hold better jobs.
Emily

Re: Oh my god, oh my god

[bloodyyoshimi]

I know I've already expressed my disgust....but not enough.
this girl is the devil. Frankly, my hatred for her is beyond words but I need to freak out right now because i just looked at that profile again.

"idealy i would like to be a personal trainer but i'm going to law school instead"???

"All American
Thrice"

What the Fuck.
What the FUCK.
She is so horrific.
Looking at that profile makes me want to be a better person.

I'm sorry, I just can't believe someone like her exsists.
But you know what? I am not surprised that she goes to Middlebury.
Rah.

M

[anonymous]

you know whats funny about good ole berk

she's from philly suburbs

I've shared the same fears about Kenyon and this Master Plan seems to manifest that.

But a part of me still thinks that one has to be in a certain mindset to attend Kenyon, plus Middlebury is in Vermont which is a vacation destination for Philly, Boston, and NYC suburbanites. I think most people like Berk would go "EWW" to Ohio because people like her are too dumb to understand the beauty of the buckeye state.

Yet I am one of those suburbanites from Philly but at least I absolutely detest it.

-Spencer

Re: I like New Apartments BECAUSE it's a shithole!

[bloodyyoshimi]

Phil--->
Remember how I asked you to be my boyfriend next year?
Can we just get married?

We can be anti-berk together.

M

[veganinja]

Man.

Berk = female version of Brock Van Der Brock. Their baby is named Berk Van Der Berk and manages, owns, runs, and attends Kenyon in 2024. I hope the world ends before then.

What you said in this entry is so true, and so well-put, also.

the obvious solution

[xxxhris]

i don't know about you guys, but i plan on doing something about this for the kids of the future. after making a shitload of money as a rockstar, i'm going to donate lots of it to kenyon but with the same stipulations that shitheads use. they stipulate that $60 million has to go to an athletic center? well i got $80 million that says we need a more thorough art program with new facilities. everybody: GO GET PAID!