DAMMIT BLIZZARD WHY HAS EVERY REALM BUT MINE COME BACK UP I WANNA ROLL A FRIGGIN' DEATH KNIGHT ALREADY

Yesterday I was in my room getting ready to head to work. I suddenly heard some kind of commotion in the common room followed my Dwight uttering various epithets under his breath. I didn't think much of it until I made my way toward the front door and saw Mr. Stinky frantically scrubbing the carpet around one of my computers. There was a mostly ( Read more... )

Today I finally got fed up with Rockbox's crappy battery life and general slowness. I decided it would just be "easier" to revert to the Apple firmware and deal with the absence of an equalizer and a handful of other nice audio geek perks. I backed up my iPod before wiping it, and then I plugged the iPod and the external hard drive containing the ( Read more... )

Everyone having fun getting bed-shitting drunk in honor of an ancient religious leader? I'm spending the evening working on homework and have not had any booze on top of ye olde fridge for a Very Long Time, so I am not. Ho, hum ( Read more... )

I was randomly flipping through channels when I came to PBS. There was some random clip of W.C. Fields surreptitiously glancing around before grinning, getting a good windup, and kicking a little kid square in the ass, knocking him over. I shot beer out of my nose, giggled for about 20 seconds, and all I could think was "This is going to be Troll ( Read more... )

Gosh darn it, last night at 3:00 am my main computer box thing started wailing like a French police car. The CPU fan had died and the processor fried itself. Yay!

Every few hours today when I've felt the need to (ahem) dispose of some excess liquid, Dwight suddenly barged out of his funk cave, offered a random grammatically incorrect and/or inappropriate French salutation (is it customary to say "bonjour" at night?), and commandeered the bathroom to take one of his 20-minute, violent, metallic-smelling ( Read more... )

Hey, I'm not racist. I'll have you know my president is black.

My days lately just consist of sitting around and dealing with pain, and I get bored. So you get this ( Read more... )