tells me how pretty I am/look I am going to fucking scream.

time doesn't even exist

I can't believe I'm not pregnant :-)

I wish that was a joke. ahhh to be a woman.

I just got home
and slept til right now 11:45

this town is so dead

I'm not used to home yet, I feel like I'm away from home.

i'm blaming oxytocin.

Level we are not on the same level, oh how I wish we were. I just want to understand you. Massive Miscommunication will be the demise of all great things that could have been. I want my brother to understand how I feel like when I get stoned, but he’s stoned too so he must understand. It is important to know we understand each other we must have ( Read more... )

I became lucid in a dream I had at home, I wanted to wake up but instead I told an asian lady sitting on a stool "you're not real" and preceeded to turn her head with my hands a full 180.

Not the best dream to have but a good step in gaining control

because when all else fails, smoke a joint.

the truth:
1. Deep deep down, all guys are assholes no matter how they play their game.
2. All girls are psychotic bitches when rubbed the wrong way.

let's rumble.