I found these the other day....
- Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
- Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
- As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
- At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my
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