So, mates, guess what? I decided to take a lovely afternoon nap and when I woke up, someone's sparkly pink bra was thrown across my face. And no, I didn't get lucky.

Alright, seriously, whoever is moving around stuff needs to stop. It was hilarious at first, but now it's getting a bit weird and sketchy. I don't want people labeling me as a

People Who Make Terry Boot Unhappy

1) Morons who come into my junk shop and ask me for directions to another shop. Um. People? When you enter my shop, you're supposed to be interested in what I'm selling - not what that fat frumpy witch around the corner is selling. I'm more attractive than she is anyway ( Read more... )

( i like the way you do that right thurr )