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Harry Potter and the Recruitment Drive
Every damn time I see Harry and all his friends blindly run at something dangerous, or save the entire 'wizarding world' I wonder, "Why the fuck do they let these kids get into this bullshit?! What are all the responsible adults doing ( Read more... ) -
Valkyrie
Adolf Hitler survives the assassination attempt and executes Col. Stauffenberg.
SPOILER ALERT! zomg zomg zomg QQ Why did you ruin it, Me?!
READ A BOOK.
Why my family thinks I'm gay, January edition: when the Heidi Klum commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour came on during a family gathering everyone said, 'Hey Tyler, I bet you like this commercial * ( Read more... ) -
The Drinky Crow Blow
So...there's a Drinky Crow show on Adult Swim these days. Drinky Crow, if you didn't know, is one of the stars of Maakies, my favorite 'indie daily comic strip' (www.maakies.com), if that actually exists and doesn't sound as retarded as I think it does now that I've said it. Typed it.
PROBLEM. Maakies is great, and funny, and exceedingly well ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
There's this txting service called ChaCha that is awesome. Txt 242242 (ChaCha, idiot) with any question and their operators will send back an answer as quick as they find it...which isn't very quick sometimes. Obviously they just use Google/Wiki/internet to get things done, but sometimes you aren't near a computer or access and it's pretty ( Read more... ) -
Six days...
...until you see a Headlines News story about someone faceplanting themselves into their TV due to the fucking Tree yoga stance on WiiFit because it is as HARD AS JOEL'S COCK AT SOPHIE'S DAYCARE ( Read more... ) -
OMG teh fury
Plz, read this articleOH NO! Bitchtits McCumdumpster can't afford organic foods anymore! RAISE THE ALARMS NOW, WASHINGTON POST! Don't interview people who can barely afford that metal-and-granite-encrusted 'regular ol' meat', or can't afford to drive a giant god-damned SUV to the Whole Foods across town, let alone buy anything in there ( Read more... ) -
That 90s Blog
1. WHO took your default pic ( Read more... )