Dear Diary,

I can't believe David Foster Wallace is dead.  He's been dead for a month.  Which is approximately how long I have devoted serious brainpower and hope to the possibility that he would one day write (or at least EXPLAIN) what the hell happened (fictionally) after the book Infinite Jest ended.

No shit, guys.  Lacking much other reading material, as ( Read more... )

I was listening to Ron Paul on NPR yesterday while driving.  I was listening to him talk about the Republican party, and I was trying to remember why I thought he was such an odious political figure.  I didn't necessarily disagree with what he was saying about the American political system.  But then someone asked him about his stance on abortion ( Read more... )

New pictures are going to be posted soon on my website, so get in the habit of checking it out.

I got my hemoglobin a1c tested today and it was 6.7!  Just a couple of months ago it was 7.9.  I am so happy and yes, totally proud of my hard work (which included a lot of whining, if you care to recall).

From wikipedia, for reference:

Laboratory results may differ depending on the analytical technique, the age of the subject, and biological ( Read more... )

Would someone please confirm or deny that the sex of a child is determined by the father/sperm?  This article just totally threw me for a loop...I suppose I must not have been paying much attention in health class.

I don't know why I never noticed this before, but DJ Assault has a lisp, and if you listen closely to Ass n Titties you will laugh when you hear it.  It's especially prominent when he says the words "see" (sthee) and soap (thoap).

Ath n tittieth!

I'm seriously considering buying the Tank Girl soundtrack, just because I really need a copy of the Joan Jett and Paul Westerberg cover of "Let's Fall In Love".

With the nice weather coming there's almost nothing I'd rather listen to right now (but if there was, it would be the last Weird War album or Missy Elliott's new Ching a Ling song).

I'm sure this just because I have been working really hard lately to get my diabetes under good control, but this week has been super frustrating and I just need to vent about the fact that my blood sugars are swinging high to low ALL THE DAMN time right now ( Read more... )

Some money grubbing entrepreneur (or their program) apparently bought/created the domain sheryl.oppenheim.name and now it's one of the first things that shows up when you google my name ( Read more... )