T_T

[blue_badge]

This is a travesty!

Has anyone seen a brown overcoat anywhere, pal? It's kinda dirty, but filled with affection. And my soul and identity were in it, pal! Also some gum!

I was wearing it when I first showed up here, so, so, it feels like a part of me. Like a little piece of home. And now it's gone! I had it the other day... But I just took it off to

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[vonperfect]

Good riddance; that coat was foolish scruffy looking. Go buy a real coat.

[blue_badge]

That coat was the closest thing I had to family, sir!

[vonperfect]

*smack* Somehow, that is probably only the second or third most foolish thing I've heard all day...

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Aww, that's horrible! I hope you find your coat! ♥

Maybe you should see if there's any detectives that can find it! They help with kidnapped people, right? A kidnapped coat should be the same thing!

[blue_badge]

Yeah, that's what I should do, pal! Detectives can do anything!

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Yeah, they can! I'm sure a detective would be able to track down your coat no problem!

[im_in_despair]

Sounds like you've been a victim of...

...IDENTITY THEFT!

[blue_badge]

Oh no, pal! You think someone's running around pretending to be me!?

[im_in_despair]

It's much worse than that! Since your identity has been stolen, he's not just pretending to be you, he IS you! And accordingly, since he's you, you can't be you anymore!

Quick! Get a new identity!

[blue_badge]

Waaaugh! Uh, uh, I'm uh... Rick Wumshoe, pal!

[frumpyface]

...please tell me that your soul, identity and affection weren't really inside it.

[blue_badge]

Okay, I won't, pal!

[frumpyface]

That, ah, was easy.

But I don't think it ran off. Is it clearly and distinguishably yours?

[blue_badge]

Yeah, I don't think anyone else here wears a long brown overcoat, pal. Like I said- it's a part of my distinguishable Gumshoe persona!

[turnaboutmentor]

Somehow I don't think your coat left you in the middle of the night. Perhaps it flew away?

[blue_badge]

I dunno! I know coats can't normally fly... Well, I think they don't, anyway, but knowing this crazy place, who knows, pal?