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blue_badge Sep 01, 2008 02:13

Man... More people disappearing. I-I'm really sorry, pal. I'm supposed to be investigating this stuff, but I haven't really figured out anything. Even when I was a cool detective guy all I did was throw people off of buildings.

...I don't know if it's a good idea for me to keep looking into this stuff, pal. I, um. I hate to quit, but... I think you ( Read more... )

angstshoe, noooo

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blue_badge Aug 20, 2008 01:42

Heh, y'know, now that I realize I didn't kill anyone, I guess this was kinda fun! I wish all of the events made me all cool and stuff like that. I even got this cool gun, pal. It's a little scary having it around, but with all the crazy people running around, I guess I should hang on to it...

Anyone know what's going on with Samus, pal? That was... ( Read more... )

kinda cool, gun, franziska

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blue_badge Aug 20, 2008 00:15

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IPGHFIUGYGMS

JDGUDIN AGYVYUFG RGYEIGRYIUVS

GUDGOMREYIYGRIT!%&#*(^$^GL*$&@GNDJKD

He jumped off a building, pal!?!? I-I gotta find out if that guy's okay! A-And this- is this a gun, pal?! D-Did I kill someone!? I swear I didn't do it pal I-I it was the island I was framed it was an accident OH GOD HELP ME MR. WRIGHT

oh shit, back to normal, this is not good this is not good

Rain On The Streets And Booze Down The Throat

blue_badge Aug 15, 2008 22:51

It was 2:30 in the morning and the rain was pounding on the roof, which didn't do wonders for my throbbing skull. Those goons thought they'd had me in that back alley- a quick word from Precious was enough to change their tunes, permanent-like. Nights like tonight reminded me why I liked Precious so much- she was a quick speaker, but her words had ( Read more... )

dick gumshoe: ace detective, vocal narration ftw

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blue_badge Aug 12, 2008 22:56

I don't like this, pal. I don't like it one bit.

The whole thing's fishy. People just disappear? Out of nowhere? And we're supposed to just sit back and take it? I don't think so, pal!

I'm tired of watching people be sad, pal! It's time to do something about it. I'm already hot on the trail of the ding dong ditch guy- I recently discovered that in ( Read more... )

i should get paid for this, go go gadget gumshoe, on the case

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blue_badge Aug 02, 2008 17:16

Gah, what's going on, pal? Everyone's freaking out and all the little kids are suddenly really mean. Meaner, anyway. I don't get it.

GHKFJGHRGUGWAITASECONDPAL. This is probably the work of the same guy who Miss Franziska asked me to hunt down! The doorbell guy!

You just wait, pal! I'm gonna catch that dastardly criminal if it's the last thing I do!

T_T

blue_badge Jul 17, 2008 12:07

This is a travesty!

Has anyone seen a brown overcoat anywhere, pal? It's kinda dirty, but filled with affection. And my soul and identity were in it, pal! Also some gum!

I was wearing it when I first showed up here, so, so, it feels like a part of me. Like a little piece of home. And now it's gone! I had it the other day... But I just took it off to ( Read more... )

i am now dead inside, missing coat, stupid melons

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blue_badge Jun 30, 2008 04:05

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

[[OOC: Gumshoe was cleaning and attempted to test the rubber-ness by flinging himself at one wall on the end of a rectangular hallway. He is ( Read more... )

ow my head, help me out pal, this was a bad idea

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blue_badge Apr 29, 2008 16:14

THE MACHINES SPIT FOOD, PAL.

I'm in heaven.

Memory is totally overrated, pal. Let's stay here forever.

i fucking love this place, vending machines, magic, food

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blue_badge Apr 23, 2008 22:38

I got a job, pal! I'm a janitor now! It might sound unglamorous, but I get paid ten whole bucks an hour, pal! I'm rich ( Read more... )

so totally rich, lonely gummy is lonely, got a job