i just read everything that i had written in the past, and i have concluded that i was pretty vapid.

i just saw an M&Ms commercial with that Iron and Wine song "such great heights" in it.
very strange
it doesn't seem like the type of song that should be in a candy commercial.

hello jessmimi
come to my house this friday please.

ok i just wrote the most eloquent entry ever and then accidentally pressed "back." DAMMIT ( Read more... )

allo ( Read more... )

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( Read more... )

oh god...rachel is singing in the shower...god, i know i have been sort of mean to you, but PLEASE make her stop!!! smite her or something ( Read more... )

i passed my written driving test today. i think i will take my drive test as soon as i can figure out how to go in reverse without burning rubber. (my dad is making me do it in the stick ( Read more... )

oh yeah i forgot. we see fuckabees at jess's house because her parents feed me good füd. but so do memes parents ... ok anywhere but my house i guess. there is no füd aqui

ok bye. i must wash the bird shit from my pants

i went on a walk with my family for mother's day up in the west hills and a bird took a shit on me.

it was gross.