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Geologist - the Uncyclopedia
In general, it can be said that geographers are scientists that learn less and less about more and more until they know almost nothing about almost everything, whereas geologists are scientists that learn more and more about less and less until they know almost everything about almost nothing ( Read more... ) -
Something from the Paper ....
Tuesday, 25 September 2007
Chavez rails at teen birthday breast ops
President Hugo Chavez railed against a new trend in beauty-conscious Venezuela, giving girls breast implants for their 15th birthday.
"Now some people think, 'My daughter's turning 15, let's give her breast enlargements.' That's horrible. It's the ultimate degeneration," Chavez said ( Read more... ) -
The Procrastination song / Oops I've Done it again ... a la Pip
Oops! ... I know I've done it again,
I left things til the last
possible minute...
Oh crap .. now I wont get any sleep,
reading articles
typing as I go...
'Cos to loose all my senses
that is just so typically me
Oh M***** F*****
Oops! ... I know I've done it again,
I left things til the last
possible minute...
Oh bloody hell
.. now I wont get any sleep,
Spend ( Read more... ) -
Something random .... Anakin Skywalker
I came across this on the net while procrastinating and waiting for Gilmore Girls to come on tv at 5.30....
Anakin Skywalker: Borderline Personality, Bipolar or Narcissist?
Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader, suffers from a controversial mental condition and could use some couch time in a shrink's office, a team of researchers declared this week.
"He' ( Read more... ) -
Help me ... I need a career
I got this off the careers.govt.nz website for Volcanologists .....
Physical Requirements: Volcanologists need to be fit and healthy with good hand-eye co-ordination.
.... well there goes that option! Since when have I had co-ordination?
