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I expect your probably a lot like me, a child of the Eighteenth Century, always a skip in your rickety little legs ( Read more... )

I make no effort to spell correctly. You might have noticed this ( Read more... )

I am equal parts bored and creative today so i have revamped my livejournal to match my socks.

Took some pictures of myself poncing around the house in a beret looking like a knob.

I can feel a new user icon coming on.

People are strange, lonely creatures ( Read more... )

anybody who doubts how unballanced the 1980's were need only listen to nena's 99 red balloons....what with that and twin peaks.. it's no wonder that we grew up wrong ( Read more... )

I feel quite bad about my last entry now... it's all lies, susan's actuall really horrible, she doesn't even look like that.. i just wanted to be nasty... damn my conditioned catholic guilt.. stops me from insulting imaginary people and is a thorn in the side of my plans to become a man of spit and spite!!

momus was on the bbc.

Susan, the woman I work with, has bristly moles on her face that act as marsh reeds to the eutrophic bog of her mouth. Her hair hangs long down her back like an overgrown child, only her mane lacks the vitality and colour of a girls, instead it is greasy and grey, near the ends it transcends nature to become burned straw and eventually tapers to a ( Read more... )

today a strange mushroom cloud hung over middleton.
i took a picture of the airborn toxic event.
going off to see radiohead in about two hours.
mist paints the horizon in a 19th century watercolor light.
bored of comunication.
sign out soon.

Q: What if God was one of us ( Read more... )