Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can't. When I eat I get bloated.

Broadway Shopping Centre
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Ms Dash

I got this new bible... it sucks. I can't get past the first chapter.

Don't buy this author's books.

I'm feeling much better, for those of you who were worried. When did i feel better? Almost the exact time i was planning to go to the doctor. Its like a miracle.

I've been feeling icky for the past few days. bloated, tummy ache, generally shitty. so naturally I asked web md. It said i could have irritable bowel syndrome, gas, or ovarian cancer. along with a number of other mundane, fatal, or possibly psychological disorders. I like how web md caters to being a hypochondriac. Luckily I am not, and so am ( Read more... )

I'm not sure about how i feel about Australia right now.

Military take over of aboriginal communities: racist, but something had to be done about the child abuse scandals.

Ads insinuating that people who speed are compensating for something: shocking, hilarious, and probably effective. Leave a comment  1 

You know who I really like. Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul ( Read more... )

cause she'll never live it down

(from overheard in the office)

Photo coordinator looking for staples: Why are there paper clips in this box?
Photo editor: What?
Photo coordinator: See -- it says 'staples,' but there are paper clips in here.
Photo editor: Dude, it's from Staples. You need the box that says 'staples' twice.

Prudential Plaza

today, for the first time in my life i had a coffee. Without flavor syrup or anything. And I liked it.

my taste buds are officially dying.

i walk home every night through a park, and lately (since its been reopened after some renovations) I've been seeing circles of people just sitting out on the field, and sometimes I smell pot smoke, and it reminds me of wes. more specifically of the random circles of people sitting on foss hill smoking, or playing drums, or whatever ( Read more... )

it is possible to make brownies in the microwave ( Read more... )