today in the mail i got my actual teaching certificate ( Read more... )

a decent article concerning gay marriage ( Read more... )

right up to your face and DIS you ( Read more... )

i saw my family, who i havent seen for near two years. everyone is pretty much the same, but two years older. luckily i was better at lying about what i was going to do for a job, so no one really grilled me too hard about my future, unlike last time where i was strapped down to a gyno table and beaten with reeds just on the principle that i was an ( Read more... )

so. i got better. yeah, thats what i thought too, who the fuck has mono for three days? and this wasnt a self diagnosis or anything, this was a blood test - one which i assumed to be accurate and such. sooooo. now im in arkansas, supposedly to recuperate. its nice, i rented out seasons three and four of the sopranos, which are addictive as fuck, ( Read more... )

so, i was feeling a bit ill on sunday, and by tesusday i decided to go to the doctor to inquire what my profuse sweating and unusually sore throat came from. strep test came up negative....blood test shows ( Read more... )

i need a halloween costume. help me out. right now the leading suggestion is to be walter from big lebowski.

some friends of mine came to me, looking for knowledge. they came to the right place, for they sought to exact revenge against a roomate of thiers who does a number of repulsive things. so, in light of this, i have some new pranks which are to be aimed at a roomate who has the unpleasant tendancy to eat all your food. and some other shit, too ( Read more... )

for a while i have been thinking that i need to get some new clothes. but then tonight i decided to organize my closet, and i realized i had simply packed it all away last spring. so i got to see all my clothing that i forgot about, and all the new stuff i hadnt even worn yet from the end of last winter. so...i dont need anything, i have lots and ( Read more... )

the names are as follows ( Read more... )