-Sits at intercom for a moment, thinking.- How to do this...hm... -Turns it on.-

Since Mommy and Daddy are gone, and Mommy let me take charge of the ship...

I'M TAKING IT OVER.

You're all mine, darlings. So don't try and do anything...it may make me want to do something bad-- like pushing this shiny red button labeled 'self-destruct'. I have ( Read more... )

Crimsy, Crimsy! I need to speak with you, right now! I've done something really bad...

I'm in love.

I fucking hate this ship. I'm not as much of a bitch as I was.

THINGS MUST CHANGE. D:

EDIT: NONONO. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. FUCK. SHIT. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NICE. I'M...fuck it. I'm not as mean as I make myself out to be.

Things with tails are most delicious.

And so, I hatch. I will finally see the world.

...

...

...

Okay, that was not what I was expecting to see for my first view. A big naked man. He wants me to call him 'mommy.'

This world does not look very hopeful.

I want to die.

But I will not. I will make this world better for myself.

...I'm hungry.