Fic: Monocle Smile!

[blueberrykissa]

Title: Monocle Smile!
Author: blueberrykissa
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaine/Kurt
Genre: complete and utter crack
Spoilers: up through NBK
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Glee. Unfortunately I do not, nor do I profit from this fic.
Author Notes: I honestly have no idea what I was on when I wrote this :v Written for this prompt on the fic meme

Comments

[janekrahe]

I just... I can't...

“Also sadly, our love is too cosmic for this world, as one day our totally awesome passion will become too great, resulting in the sun exploding and creating a black hole, sucking up all the bottlenose dolphins of the earth. And while no one wants to live in a world without bottlenose dolphins, it is a risk I am willing to take to be with Kurt

Flailing rn.

Super funny and adorable.

[blueberrykissa]

Thanks for reading! ♥ (and sorry about the whole f-locked thing, orz)

[joyful]

My brain just exploded from the cheese. It's fabulous, though, and I love it!

[blueberrykissa]

Unsurprisingly, I am fantastic at being cheesy.

[misssweet77]

ROFLOL.

I can't even... LOL.

[blueberrykissa]

lol your icon

Thanks for reading!

[misssweet77]

NO THANK U FOR WRITING.

(And I am glad I made you lol, I generally suck at making icons but yay)

[blueberrykissa]

It reminded me of this

[mandy_croyance]

I pretty much died with laughter reading this. Perfect response to all of that "Blaine's too perfect" nonsense, lol

[blueberrykissa]

Thanks for reading! ♥

[blueberrykissa]

You mean a sexy alien from a planet that is so sexy, to just say it's name causes an instantaneous orgasm for every person within a five-mile radius. Unfortunately, this planet imploded upon Blaine's birth, as his sexiness was too sexy for this planet, creating a paradox that created a wormhole, sucking up the too sexy world. Blaine was shot through space just minutes before the world was destroyed by his incredibly sexy parents, which is how he got to the planet earth. His superpower is being devilishly sexy.

Oh lord someone stop me.

Thanks for reading, lol.