Fic: Monocle Smile!

[blueberrykissa]

Title: Monocle Smile!
Author: blueberrykissa
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaine/Kurt
Genre: complete and utter crack
Spoilers: up through NBK
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Glee. Unfortunately I do not, nor do I profit from this fic.
Author Notes: I honestly have no idea what I was on when I wrote this :v Written for this prompt on the fic meme

Comments

[gilina]

So ... much ... laughter. No, really, epic amounts of laughter.

Thank you!

[blueberrykissa]

thank you for reading ♥

[oenone_borealis]

OMG! Dapper Blaine is real! This is amazing and I'm giggling madly.

[blueberrykissa]

LMAO, YES, EXACTLY.

THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE FACE HE HAD IN MY HEAD THE ENTIRE FIC.

Thanks for reading ♥

[oenone_borealis]

DAPPER BLAINE NEEDS NO EXPRESSION SAVE THAT OF GENTLEMANLY SMUGNESS.

I'm not sure why exactly, but his voice here sounded more like Cedric from AVPM than Old Spice Man (particularly the bit about him being king of a small Scandinavian country). They're both so, so over the top.

My affection for this brief work of fiction grows stronger by the minute. So strong was my delight for this piece that I missed the punchline the first time around from laughing too much.

[blueberrykissa]

An expression of gentlemanly dapperness.

Lol, I loved cedric so hard ♥

[elles_lovely89]

Just so you know, I'm having the hardest time not waking my roommates up with my incessant laughter. This was great :D hilarious and cute, with Blaine being all insecure... like he needs to be!
Thanks for writing :D

[blueberrykissa]

Bwahahaha, my goal all along has been revealed!

I really just wanted an excuse to write like the Old Spice guy.

Thanks for reading ♥

[angelicmousegrl]

OMG What is breathing? I think this is some of the BEST crack I've ever read. =D LOOOOL GREAT FIC.

[blueberrykissa]

Breathing is for those who have lungs. Blaine, however, doesn't have any lungs, as his body is made of 98% muscle. The other 2% is the cartilage in his ears. Therefore breathing is unnecessary for Blaine, and he instead uses the extra brain-power to think of extravagant romantic date-possibilities for him and Kurt, such as taking a romantic hot air balloon ride over the Rocky Mountains, or eating a five-star dinner Blaine made with his bare hands while Blaine fights a grizzly bear for Kurt's honor.

Thanks for reading, lol ♥

[angelicmousegrl]

Oh wow, even your comments are epic win! ^_^

[blueberrykissa]

Thank you love ♥

[jesseward]

.... Oh. My. God.

Just... ... Oh my gosh...

Excuse me while I go laugh myself to death.

BRILLIANT! :D BLAINE! :D! KUUURT!!! :D :D :D!

[blueberrykissa]

Death by laughter? That would be incredibly unfortunate, and the opposite of what Blaine wants to happen. Rather, he would like you to laugh until you cry so he and Kurt can burst through your wall on a glorious winged-horse and offer you tissues make from the finest materials known to man. Then they will whisk you away atop a cloud, where there will be much serenading and frolicking.

I think I've watched the Old Spice commercials too many times today.

Thanks for reading ♥

[jesseward]

Are they hand made tissues? And Im all for being whisked away to cloud tops to watch serenades and frolicking...

YOU CAN NEVER WATCH THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS TOO MANY TIMES!

[blueberrykissa]

Of course they are hand made! One night while watching a romantic drama on the couch, Blaine was surprised to find Kurt crying. Because it is unacceptable for Kurt to ever shed a single tear, Blaine quickly flew his zeppelin to China, where he harvested his own silk worms and wove the finest silk known to man and beast. From that silk he created a small box of unscented tissues, just to wipe Kurt's tears. As Kurt hasn't cried since then, there are plenty for you to use.

Lol I think I may have (: