Fic: Monocle Smile!

[blueberrykissa]

Title: Monocle Smile!
Author: blueberrykissa
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaine/Kurt
Genre: complete and utter crack
Spoilers: up through NBK
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Glee. Unfortunately I do not, nor do I profit from this fic.
Author Notes: I honestly have no idea what I was on when I wrote this :v Written for this prompt on the fic meme

Comments

[celemie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DIED.

[blueberrykissa]

Oh no! Dying is not what Blaine wants, unless it is an amazing death (as Blaine's will be) where fireworks explode, bagpipes play a melancholy refrain, and every firearm in the world spontaneously goes off.

Thanks for reading ♥

[pyro_semi]

I demand this happens in canon only Blaine tracks down Sandy and gets a hold of the chronic lady and dreams everything that occurs in your fic.

I was laughing so hard my face was concealed in my pillow in order to not wake up anyone and I still let out a few snorts and squeals.

EPIC.

[blueberrykissa]

Well, I doubt that would actually happen, for you see, Blaine doesn't need help to hallucinate. He simply wills his manly brain to travel to a different dimension, where there are thousands of Blaines, each more handsome than the next. Unfortunately, these dimensions are destined to implode, as Blaine is already ridiculously handsome, and to get any more handsome would cause a rip in the space time continuum. That's why Blaine doesn't hallucinate that much -- he cares too much about destroying other dimensions with his beautiful face parts.

Thanks for reading ♥

[medras]

szghwb;kajbgaepw

You turned my brain into goop.

[blueberrykissa]

Are you sure that was me? Sometimes, if one looks at Blaine in the sun for a little too long, there will be a chemical reaction in the brain, as one human brain cannot handle all the handsomeness that is Blaine. Small handsome particles are released from his dashingly bright smile and make their way into your head via your ears, nose, and undoubtedly open mouth. They travel into your brain and combine with your own brain juices, causing a small exothermic reaction, turning your brain to goop and causing the feeling known as "blushing."

Thanks for reading ♥

[medras]

Now that you mention it, it was probably a combination of staring at Blaine, it being 3am and Blaine being on a Kurt :P

♥

[blueberrykissa]

Hee ♥

[deathgetsusall]

WHO NEEDS BOTTLENOSE DOLPHINS ANYWAY? 8D

I laughed so hard that I choked on my cheetos, thanks. XP

[No, seriously thanks, this was awesome.]

[blueberrykissa]

Well you see, Blaine is actually quite fond of bottlenose dolphins, as on he and Kurt's 17th date (he keeps track in an ornate book encrusted with precious gems), they rode bottlenose dolphins into the sunset while holding hands. And while Kurt was unhappy that the sea breeze mussed his hair, Blaine knows he liked it (Blaine has sensors that let him know when people are smitten with him, like all devilishly handsome men do).

Thanks for reading ♥

[blueberrykissa]

Thanks for reading ♥