Dear Diary:There’s a disaster brewing and, through no fault of my own, I’m gonna get caned for it. All I did was rely on a fellow professional to do his fucking job and somehow he and his entire staff have fucked up the simplest of tasks because they were too lazy to chase up a damn phone call ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:
I woke up today to find another one of Helena’s lovely ransom notes:


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Dear Diary:
Helena left me a lovely ransom note this morning:


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Dear Diary:
I don’t have any heroes, but if I did, Matt Harding would be one of them.

His video makes me so happy I get a lump in my throat:

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Dear Diary:I’ve been back for about month and I already need another holiday. Suffice to say I didn’t get discovered by a super rich benefactor or movie director, and I’m now back in London facing the credit crunch full in the face and hoping to keep hold of my pitiful job. Anyway, New York was sweet, though not as vibrant and amazing as the movies ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:I’m going to New York tomorrow. I’m going to New York tomorrow. I’m going to New York tomorrow. I’m going to New York tomorrow. I’m going to New York tomorrow ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:She reminds me, every so often, how much she cares, and each time she does this, I grow to love her a little more ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:So I didn’t get the job… very disappointing… though not as gutting as it could have been given the circumstances ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:
I’ve been away for a while, though I doubt you’ve missed me, but things are cool thank you for asking ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:It’s been an uneasy month. Something happened and now nobody in my family is talking to each other. Sounds petty, sure, just like any other typical family dispute, but it’s actually become serious this time and it’s certainly not that simple ( Read more... )