I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons ( Read more... )

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Fetishism falls under the general category of paraphilias, “abnormal or unnatural attraction.” Fetishism is a fixation on an inanimate object or body part that is not primarily sexual in nature, and the compulsive need for its use in order to obtain sexual gratification. Inanimate object fetishes can be categorized into two types: form fetishes and ( Read more... )

i'm so sleepy

The Creation Story ( Read more... )

i haven't been on livejournal for a long time. i've been wanting to catch up on the friends journals. but..nah..not today. i have things i need to do.

i have cramps so bad today. i was supposed to have today off but i told em i'd work & have tomorrow off. my whole body's aching. it feels like someone's twisting a knife in my lower back. i need to be wrapped in warmth...not working.

guess i should go to bed...it's getting kinda late

halloween sucked for me. i worked afternoon turn all weekend. i didn't get to go to any haunted houses because it was to late by time i got off work. there were a few kids that i saw dressed up. i did get to carve a pumkin. maybe it'll be better next year.