Comments | bluechromis: Ah yes, the advanced gluteal aspiration technique.

bluechromis

Ah yes, the advanced gluteal aspiration technique.

Aug 26, 2005 13:34

Today is literally the best day for riding my motorcycle I've encountered so far....except for the fact that it's a weekday and I can't spend it taking a road trip. I picture myself looking a bit like a cross between a Charlie's Angel and a female James Dean; unbelievably cool, unbelievably hot, but bored by it all. In reality...well, let's not go ( Read more... )

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what_do_we_know August 26 2005, 18:55:57 UTC

ego ego ego, reality
i nearly fell off my chair! that's SO true.

and that dude from your class sounds like he is going to sink fast in his residency, if he makes it there. i have no real guesses on his acronym, but HUMUNGOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE comes to mind.

bluechromis August 26 2005, 21:31:06 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAH. That's not what the acronym meant initally, but that is soooo much better. :)

I was thinking something along the lines of Head Up Ass.

miyyu August 27 2005, 00:34:14 UTC

What stupid straight men like that need is to never ever find a woman who will give them the time of day because of their attitude. Or have a piano dropped on their heads like in Bugs Bunny cartoons. Unfortunately, those thigns don't seem to happen in real life.

bluechromis August 29 2005, 13:03:20 UTC

I like to think that although they will find someone, that person will make them as miserable as they would make any sane person. I have seen some couples that "sound good", but make me want to get on my knees and thank god right then and there that I'm not either one of them!

flexagon August 28 2005, 12:25:14 UTC

Ugh. Every now and then people really say the damndest things. I think he's in for a pretty harsh surprise if he ever realizes that a) the game won't save him from also doing the work and b) women can play the game too. I mean, it is a good idea to have good relationships with the people you work with 100 hours/week... but most of that will be managed just by remaining cheerful, polite and personable for 100 hours.

What an asshat.