001- Audio

[bluecorp_ceo]

"Use this"? Could you get any more simplistic? Hoh hoh-- how ridiculudicris! As if I wouldn't think to use this on my own!

Hello! Is there anyone out there? I'm afraid I've no idea what is going on. Could someone please edufy me?

[And at the the audio feed switches off while Redd waits for a response. Wouldn't want anyone to hear anything he didn

Comments

(voice)

[vonkarmic]

... ridiculudicris?

Why do my characters try Fran's patience? :X

[bluecorp_ceo]

Yes, that exactly! Did whoever gave me this device think I would simply stick it in my back pocket and forget about it?

I'm pretty sure Redd's going to pass up Jake verrrrry quickly

[vonkarmic]

Considering the fact that they attached a note encouraging you to use it, I highly doubt it.

[bluecorp_ceo]

That note was unnecessary! I'm quite familiar with cell phones. It was an irregulous error on their part!

(video)

[venomize]

You certainly have a very ... unique vocabulary, sir.

Audio

[bluecorp_ceo]

Ah! How do you do that?

(video)

[venomize]

Ah - do what?

Audio

[bluecorp_ceo]

The video, of course!

[virtualmenace]

[...]

"Ridiculudicris" and "edufy" are not words.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Of course they are!

[virtualmenace]

They're not.

[bluecorp_ceo]

If you are not familiar with the meanings of my locuations, that's not my problem!

[dividend]

... oh, no. This has gotta be a bad joke.

1/2

[bluecorp_ceo]

....

2/2

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh! Who is this?

[dividend]

Don't try and pull the wool over my eyes-- Redd White!

...I promised, didn't I. :3

[fingersnapping]

It is, as you have discovered, a communication device.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh! And quite the device indeed!

[fingersnapping]

And now you have hopefully realised that there are, indeed, people on the other end. Do you have any more needless questions?

[bluecorp_ceo]

...what do I do now?

I have no idea why I have been transmogrified here, you see.