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[bluecorp_ceo]

"Use this"? Could you get any more simplistic? Hoh hoh-- how ridiculudicris! As if I wouldn't think to use this on my own!

Hello! Is there anyone out there? I'm afraid I've no idea what is going on. Could someone please edufy me?

[And at the the audio feed switches off while Redd waits for a response. Wouldn't want anyone to hear anything he didn

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[13sugars]

[Ed... Ediwhat? Rid... huh? What? Hold on, go back, he didn't study for this...]

[13sugars]

[Oh never mind.]

Sounds like you've been getting a lot of advice already... Is everything alright over there?

[bluecorp_ceo]

I'm not entirely certain where I go from here. You see, I've never been transmogrified to such a place before!

[13sugars]

[WHhhyyyy are you using words that hurt his head?]

Well, you should find a safe place to stay... I'll see if I can find the map I downloaded here and I'll send it to you. It's not safe to be out, especially in this weather!

I can't imagine you've ever been... er, transported to an alien planet ever.

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[ksuriuri_san]

[Oh Redd, the Medicine Seller doesn't even speak english, and he knows this is nonsense. There's a moment as he does his damned best to run all this through the translator, though some of the sillier words don't... quite make it through]

Have you received your answer?

[bluecorp_ceo]

Yes, but it is unsatisfactory! I still don't know what's going on, even if I know the localization!

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[ksuriuri_san]

The location.

No one knows what is going on. That is for you to deduce on your own.

[bluecorp_ceo]

How can I deduce it when I know nothing of it?

[verily_ergo]

[Commence the flashback of a certain murder case. Miles remembers this guy and his... ridiculudicris vocablurry. That, and it's a reminder of his first failure staring him in the face.

He isn't sure of what to say to this except:]

You aren't in Los Angeles any longer; or on planet Earth, for that matter.

I'm assuming this isn't video, so he doesn't immediately know who you are.

[bluecorp_ceo]

So I've been hearing.

Do you know why I've been transmogrified here?

yup, it's audio o/

[verily_ergo]

...

A group of scientists brought you here, Mr. White.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Ah! You know the title of my personage!

But I'm afraid I don't recognize yours, Mister...?

[unbearable_puns]

That was beary amazing!

...

Do it again! Please?

[bluecorp_ceo]

Do what again?

[unbearable_puns]

That thing you did with the words. It was cool!

He's been asking this alot

[bluecorp_ceo]

Do you not understand the meanings of my locuations?