Pants are such a drag. I'm just not going to wear them anymore.

Mikey > breadtangle of pizza and tompkins combined!!!

=)

lolerskate's should only be used with a helmit...

The last post was making fun of all you noobs who post ambigious shit in your live journal!!!

Me and Tarin pretty much pwnd all of you

Wow, I can't believe that just happened...

Like, I haven't had anything that crazy happen to me in YEARS!!

Let's just say I had a very good morning ;)

Man Constantine was a terrible movie. There were so many plot holes I could use it to strain noodles. I don't think it's so much Keanu Reeve's acting abilities as it was a shitty director (aparently he usually does music videos... 'nuff said) and shitty script. It's really inconsistant and seems like they did nothing more than pick like 4 religious ( Read more... )

and say racist things to kittens

Probably we'll drive around in our hummers because we like paying a lot for gas

Me and David pretty much have girls figured out. We're going to write a book. You wish you'll make the money we will. We'll probably go on Oprah to promote it and have whitty one liners like "He's not that into you" or "Herpes just means you have to have anal sex". Pretty much it'll be the best book ever.

EVERY DATING AND RELATIONSHIP BOOK EVER =

Sweet baby ray's is pretty much the best BBQ sauce in a bottle ( Read more... )