(to the tune of Me and My Teddy from Barney)

Me and my shredder
We're the protectors
Of personal information

I work at a library.
I just shredded a huge stack of patron information cards. Another employee brings more every few minutes.

For the love of all that is good and right in this world!

I sat in the grass with my dog for maybe five minutes. My sister mowed it two days ago, and it's rained since then. Now I have itchy bumps all over my arms.
It isn't fair!
Being allergic to grass and nature isn't fair!

Okay, I'm done whining.

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I am going to visit obsessionsketch this weekend. I'm leaving in just 16 hours. How exciting.

What does apricot mean in hanky code?

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Typo of the week:
Come on it.
instead of
Come on in.

Context: CRFH fanfic
"Oh, hi Dave. How are you?"
"I'm fine, I just heard from Roger that Chester made a new friend."
"Yeah, he's cuddling with April on the couch. Come on it."

I need a new usericon, and I am not going back to the leaf that makes me think of the dirty kind of hamentaschen ( Read more... )

I also must add that it's very windy out tonight. I was in the kitchen and head a thud against the back door. "My life is already a horror movie, so I may as well open it."

I visited A & S last weekend.

I have a blister on the bottom of my foot. (I wore very fashionable but very uncomfortable boots yesterday.)

I hate my women's studies class.

I have to leave now so that when it takes me half an hour to walk a mile, I won't be late.