As a smoker, i'm a great fan of commas.

Prologue and Forward to one side, give a warm hand to the opening paragraphs of... Chapter 1 ( Read more... )

Ok, the tragic result of this weeks writing challenge; “the end of the world as witnessed by two AI superbrains ( Read more... )

ONE DAY VERY SOON I SHALL RENT A PLACE OF MY OWN, AND I CAN HAVE INTERNET, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I CAN PUT THIS SORRY CHAPTER OF MY INSIGNIFICANT EXISTENCE SQUARELY OVER THERE!!!

*points behind him*

LOVE STU

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i'm about. one day i'll get the internet and catch up and post some stuff.

until then these moments are all too rare

As the gibbous moon shone its last, swallowed up for the evening by clouds slinking invisibly across the starless sky, all that became left for the senses were biting slaps of half frozen rain and the constant roar of cold, fearsome winds ( Read more... )

I have oft been known to espouse the view that existential musings are a great folly of mankind. I now bask in the truth; that this has been my great folly.

How the much-maligned hieroglyphic manuscript came into my possession I do not dare utter, but now that I have begun perusing the thick, leathery pages of the DOOM laden Necronomicon! I know ( Read more... )

i'm back on the table tennis circuit, the fan-girls have gone, the money with them but i'm hopeful of rising back to the top. i'll keep you all posted...
probably

after scrubbing myself up for well over 20 minutes (!) i was charged with being an usher at my sisters wedding this saturday. i'm no expert but it was a damned classy affair.

the wedding took place at the church of st matthew, buckley. it scrubs up well

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so, life with the crazy old gran is now officially on. suicide sprang to mind but through my sinister contacts and even sinisterer arts of evasion, lying and not giving a shit ive only spent three nights under her spider webbed roof in over two weeks ( Read more... )