one of those rare emily rants we all know and love...

[bluegardenia]

recently, i have been feeling more and more that the only reason people are ever nice to me, at all, is because it is simply convenient for them or they can get something out of it

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[melonhead1980]

I feel the same way. Out with all the soulles fuckers. They will only be worth something to the soil when their bodies are decaying from death.

[parry]

Do I count as a living person? Because people tend to think I'm dead. ALOT. In fact, curt told me today that yesterday the general consensus was that I was dead, and just hadn't been found yet. Probably the reason I'm not actually dead says alot about me not being able to afford a proper funeral.

This was all a joke though... meant to be funny. like... comically funny. Maybe not hilarious.... but at least a smirk? no?