Toob Gooblies: I pee'd all over my hands just now
ryedogg44: who is this
Toob Gooblies: pee hands
ryedogg44: who is this
ryedogg44: ?
Toob Gooblies: Petey Mc. Pissmas
ryedogg44: ur got a problem
ryedogg44: who ever u are
Toob Gooblies: I are have a problem,  I can't stop peeing on my self,  its been going on for hours
Toob Gooblies: Testiballs
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So, my SO and I went to Gonorrhea island, (The new sex shop on south street) and I bought a 2.5 million dollar, caffine powered condom. Everytime you want to have sex, you just have to clamp this baby on, and pour scalding hot starbucks coffee on your penis. The burn kinda sucks, but its ok because afterward my SO sprays my third degree dick ( Read more... )

Do you dig/like stuff or shit? like, lol rofl for real dawg?

YES i LUV SHIT. RIZZLE. ALL OF ME FEEL NUTHIN BUT 1$ DICK OR PUSSY JOB. ALL LUV ARE FUBU. ALL HAVE YES YES. we BOOBS COPERATION, MANY MANTY CONCRETIONS. FASTER BUYS = FEWER SEX DONATIONS. PEPSI 4-EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of these days our country's gonna wake up with a big fucking hangover.

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If you're in college, you probably suck. To hell with you hipsters and your shitty dance parties. None of you can dance, and your mixed drinks taste like Pepper spray. I remember being at a hip party where a bunch of fuckers who were obviously "in" threw beer in my friends face. They took him out into the hallway and I followed with an empty ( Read more... )

Editors Note: Kill Whitey is not actually the name of the band, but the name of an Album released by Flesh Parade ( Read more... )

The word "Bullshit" gives us a much more profound glimpse of insight into human nature then Freud could ever give us with his many books, most of which were ironically full of it.

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I think this is the first time I've ever realised that I'm posting with absolutely nothing to say. Actually, theres a million things on my mind. But I'd just confuse myself with contradictions and judgement, and be a hypocrite, and drive myself into a nihilistic fit ( Read more... )