The universe has definitely been thrown off by something.
Everything is backwards and upside-down. I just don't get it. Why?
You may not know what I'm talking about, but pay attention. Pay attention to what your friends are doing. Pay attention to random people around you. Watch the fucking news. What is going on?

1. Ok...you know what? I am tired of getting event invitations on myspace from this person. It's just a constant reminder of the fact that he never called me back. I may delete him...it's not that I dislike him...because I don't. It's very much the opposite. I just don't like being reminded of how much of a loser I am ( Read more... )

Who names their kid baby? Retards, that's who. I never liked that movie anyway.
Time to go to the fair! Hope I don't spend too much money. Maybe I'll win a goldfish or something.

So I have a job at American Eagle. Tyler asked me why I wasn't working at Hot Topic...I was very offended by that. I mean, ouch ( Read more... )

I think people like these things because it makes them feel cool...messed up in the head. Like some retarded version of Girl, Interrupted. Are you Angelina the bitch or that creepy girl with the burns? I'm the anorexic one!!
Suck it dry!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability |||| 13% ( Read more... )

So now Idlewild is getting big, apparently.
I wonder if Jessica knows about this...

I officially choose beer over men in every possible situation. That seems easier...until my liver gives out or something. I've got a while before that happens anyway ( Read more... )

So Stella's been canceled and Peter Jennings is dead and I'm left with watching Hulk Hogan's disturbingly blonde, tan family try to deny the fact that their dad wearing yellow and red spandex is just not cool anymore. Now the only way for me to see Michael Ian Black is to watch I Love the 80's reruns and that copy of Wet Hot American Summer I have ( Read more... )

So there's no way for me to explain how amazing the concert was.  I will never be as excited about or have as much fun at another show and I am totally ok with that.  I'm not going to go into detail because I just can't express it.  smashing_vinyl  is right.  I was thoroughly foozed.

Anyway...I really wish I had a sweet digital camera right now.  If I had a ( Read more... )

I...I need to gather my thoughts...oh god...best night of my life...