JACK: How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.

ALGERNON: Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

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My mom, tipsy after the departure of the last guests, relaxing after a day that began with putting two giant turkeys in her giant oven at 4am, watching Mythbusters do their thing:

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