Good news! I'm not pregnant and I still have my appendix.

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So. It's gone. All gone. All of it. All my music, all my pirated music, all my legitimate music, all my everything music. They stole my laptop and made me a sad, musicless girl. If you want me to be happy again, send music to:

(insert my name here)
160 Forbes College
Princeton University
Princeton, NJ 08544

Still young at age 73, Lindsey McWhorter Hornbuckle manages three hedge funds, runs marathons, kayaks competitively, serves as a trustee of Princeton University and the Alabama School of Fine Arts, remains a distinguished poet, and is the author of “The Perfect Hostess,” now available through Good Housekeeping Press. She is the first and only wife ( Read more... )

If my vagina could talk, it would say

"hurry up please, it's time"
If my vagina wore clothes, it would wear

bright yellow galoshes

They gave me a drug that slowed the healing of wounds.

Somebody replied to your LiveJournal comment in which you said ( Read more... )

These are the things I want to do ( Read more... )

So. I will be incommunicado from now until next Saturday. Yay for frosh trip! Yay for trail songs! Yay for Lindsey dragon-slayer!

(Even though I miss you terribly. Alas, whatever shall we do?)

I demand all of you send postcards, letters, packages, money, flowers, bombs, chocolate, etc. to me at ( Read more... )