Comments | bluequills: Hedgehogs + Sex = Ouch

bluequills

Hedgehogs + Sex = Ouch

Sep 16, 2007 14:12

http://warrenmars.com/poetry/hedgehog.htm

Apparently I can never be buggered at all.

Not sure if I should feel all that bad about it....

buggery, hedgehogs aren't fun

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holypuppiez September 16 2007, 19:19:16 UTC

A-are you really a hedgehog? I'm sorry..I've just..never met a hedgehog that can speak..

bluequills September 16 2007, 19:20:56 UTC

Yeah, I'm a hedgehog. I live in Mobius though, which is why you probably haven't seen any talking hedgies before.

eyesocketparty September 16 2007, 20:00:02 UTC

Bummer, my pixilated buddy.

((OOC: I started giggling before I even clicked the link, viva la Pratchett))

twinkie_monster September 16 2007, 20:29:59 UTC

I have often wondered how it is possible for hedgehogs to procreate.

bluequills September 16 2007, 20:35:32 UTC

Our spines don't hurt each other, I guess? :/ It's probably a good idea I never hooked up with Sally then.

twinkie_monster September 16 2007, 20:46:33 UTC

Are hedgehogs and squirrels even genetically compatible?

bluequills September 16 2007, 21:00:03 UTC

In my world, probably. I'm pretty sure my fox friend Tails got together with Mina the mongoose, and that they had a perfectly healthy child, so maybe a hedgehog and a squirrel isn't that much of a stretch? :/ I dunno.

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