Why is Livejournal suddenly Undeadjournal? I hope this doesn't mean more zombies.

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I really, really don't like zombies.

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's there?

SEX!

Sex who?

SEX FOR XANDER!

Thank you, I'll be here all night! :D

Where's the rum. Shiver me timbers. Etc. Leave ye piratey comments here, because if anyone else makes another pirate joke to my face I'll rip out their insides and make them walk the plank off the side of the mountain.

Arrrrr. Jimlad.

GUYS GUYS GUYS. And by guys I mean a small number of people. LOOK!!!
WE'RE AN ANIMATED SERIES! CARTOONY!!!!!!

( LOOK!!!! )

So, nothing like mooching about your L.A appartment while others fight off evil, is there?

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Dude, I don't know why everyone bitches about L.A in my fandom so much, it freaking rocks! It rocks so much I aim to sing ( this )

I've been kidnapped by demons again, a big green one and a blue-ish one. Aand they tell me I'm married. TO THREE PEOPLE! And one of them is Angel's son, which is really stupid because vampires can't have babies. Besides, I'm dating Cordy. And she's probably wondering where the hell I am, but I can't get in touch with her at all ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me.

I hate Japan.

Edit:I knew giving Dracula that computer for Christmas would come back to bite me in the ass.

I'm stuck in some world with ninjas with Seras. Seems my plan to leave Japan fell flat. You guys wanted to know

( Well now you do )