Nonononononononono

[eyesocketparty]

I've been kidnapped by demons again, a big green one and a blue-ish one. Aand they tell me I'm married. TO THREE PEOPLE! And one of them is Angel's son, which is really stupid because vampires can't have babies. Besides, I'm dating Cordy. And she's probably wondering where the hell I am, but I can't get in touch with her at all

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[ialwayshadasoul]

This calls for a face-palm icon, Pity I don't have one.

[eyesocketparty]

I'M NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM!!!

[ialwayshadasoul]

Not yet, you aren't.

[eyesocketparty]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT.

See the pretty lady on my lap in the picture? THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. See? Not married to you.

[ihaveasoul]

Xander, for the last freaking time. That was DECADES ago. I'm not evil anymore, and neither's Spike.

[eyesocketparty]

EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL

I SEE YOUR EVIL WAYS, DERE!!!!

[ialwayshadasoul]

You know there's no reasoning with him if he gets like this, Dad.

[ihaveasoul]

I know. It doesn't help he really didn't like me at this point even when I wasn't Angelus.

[e_flat_dim9]

Where are you?

[eyesocketparty]

London! Locked above some demon bar or something.

OZ GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

[e_flat_dim9]

Right, I'll start looking for demon bars. I might be able to smell you.

[eyesocketparty]

THANK YOU. BEST WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD!!!

[wicca_w0man]

YOU ARE CRAZY.

[eyesocketparty]

AM NOT, WILLOW THIS IS SERIOUS!

[read_you_out]

Is that ANGEL on the evil side? I think you've got things a bit mixed up.

[eyesocketparty]

ANGEL IS EVIL!!

Recently, he tried to eat me. HE KILLED WILLOW'S FISH!!

[read_you_out]

Eat you? He's been drinking pig's blood for as long as I've known him.

[eyesocketparty]

OIDFHJOAHOUBIFDBKUFBHG

BUT THEN HE LOST HIS SOUL AND WENT EVIL! HE'S BEEN TORMENTING US FOR MONTHS!