Nonononononononono

[eyesocketparty]

I've been kidnapped by demons again, a big green one and a blue-ish one. Aand they tell me I'm married. TO THREE PEOPLE! And one of them is Angel's son, which is really stupid because vampires can't have babies. Besides, I'm dating Cordy. And she's probably wondering where the hell I am, but I can't get in touch with her at all

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[thedashinghero]

He's evil?

[eyesocketparty]

Angel? Evil as evil can be, Sir.

[thedashinghero]

...Right. He says he's my best friend from the future.

[ialwayshadasoul]

He is, don't listen to Xander, he's stuck in the past too.

[bananas_an]

Xander Harris! You lay off of my big brother. Angel's no more evil than you are. ><

You've been aged backwards or something.

Spike's not evil either, just his usual charming self.

[eyesocketparty]

Big brother? Angel's DEAD he doesn't have any family!!!!

HE IS RIGHT NOW, HE TRIED TO EAT ME.

THAT'S WHAT WILLOW KEEPS SAYING!!!!!

Spike?!!! AHAHAHAHA! Spike's evil, too! But he's in a wheelchair. An organ fell on him.

[bananas_an]

He. Has. ME! And you'd better stop saying those awful things about him or I'm going to come out there and punch you in the nose. GOT THAT? Anyway, he's my honorary big brother. I look 300 years old to you or something?

HE SO DID NOT!

Well, DUH. Listen to her!

Nope. Spike's just eccentric. He has a soul, too. And he's not in a wheelchair. He gets around just fine.

[eyesocketparty]

Well, no, but neither does HE.

HE DID!!!

Spike? A soul? Okay, Angel HAD one, but Spike's never had one, and he was definately in a wheelchair.

[tasertotingtwin]

whatsa vampire?

[eyesocketparty]

Everything you need to know about vampires

[ihaveasoultoo]

Grrrr argh :D

[eyesocketparty]

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WHY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR WHEELCHAIR?!!!!

[ihaveasoul]

Spike, don't make him worse.