Yarrr

[eyesocketparty]

Where's the rum. Shiver me timbers. Etc. Leave ye piratey comments here, because if anyone else makes another pirate joke to my face I'll rip out their insides and make them walk the plank off the side of the mountain.

Arrrrr. Jimlad.

Comments

[e_flat_dim9]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman.
"How did you get the eye-patch"?
"A seagull crapped in my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

[eyesocketparty]

Okay, I'll give you that one as a freebe because it was damn funny.

[e_flat_dim9]

Excellent.

[bitsandfluids]

Pirates wore eye patches so they could see in the dark.

[eyesocketparty]

Yes, they did. I saw it on Mythbusters.

....Don't think it'll work the same for me, Riv.

[bitsandfluids]

You don't need it to. You can already see in the dark.

[eyesocketparty]

Point made :D

[ialwayshadasoul]

The question is, whether the plank was fashioned by you and has nifty carvies in it.

[eyesocketparty]

My planks are always awesome beyond compare. Carpenter-Man, I am!

[ialwayshadasoul]

Can I be Popeye?

[eyesocketparty]

Can you open a can of spinnach in ONE HAND?!