Dear Amy Rose

[bluequills]

It seems like you want to suggest that there's something between us, when you and I both know that there's not. That's low, Amy. Real low. And the pictures? Pure EVIL. You wanna play hardball? Let's play hardball.

BEHOLD MY REBUTTAL

Comments

[sweep]

Been there before. Obsessive girls are scary.

.. But why aren't you wearing pants.

[bluequills]

It would slow me down. Restrict my leg movement, you know....

[sweep]

Even shorts??

[bluequills]

Yup. Even shorts. Although if you think about it, Amy there isn't wearing pants either, and SHE can't run even nearly as fast as me. Hmmmmm......

[bloody_jackaroe]

Someone forcing themselves upon you? I know how that is. :[

[bluequills]

How do you cope with it, man?! I mean, I can run faster than the speed of sound, so I can escape.... most of the time at least. What about you?

[bloody_jackaroe]

I usually end up giving them a good beating, unfortunately. :[ You're lucky that you're fast enough to just run away from them. :]

[paintselfblue]

Hey, I never said we were a couple, did I? I just said I hope we will be some day! :D

And besides, that's a screen shot from the same show that suggested several times that you actually do like me.

I'm not gonna give up. One of these days you're gonna see I'm the right girl for you!

[bluequills]

Well, you're almost as stubborn as me, I'll give you that. :D

[paintselfblue]

Hee, hee. Thanks. :D

[roadtotwilight]

I'm sure her fascination with you will pass one day.

[bluequills]

Yeah, but there'd still be Sally Acorn and Mina Mongoose left to cling to me.....although after Amy, they might not be as hard to deal with.

I'll say this for Amy; she's at the top of the food chain when it comes to fangirls/admirers. She distracts the competition with a smile then bops them over the head with her hammer. :P

[roadtotwilight]

Heh, that's pretty funny. I'm Riku, nice to meet you.

[bluequills]

And I'm Sonic, nice to meet you too!

[mmmmpoison]

How can you break a girl's heart like that?

[bluequills]

If I had been breaking her heart all these years, she'd be a lot more emo and a lot less pink.