Oh man.
Right now, my skin is so soft, it rivals a baby's bottom. No, seriously.
And my hair, my hair is so soft, it rivals a fuzzy puppy. Seriously.
I am so clean, you could clean yourself in my bath water.
I need to take baths several times in one week more often. Spa treatment and whatnot.
I may feel like total shit on the inside,
but on the outside
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