Comments | bluesmurf: oootie ootie (uti)

bluesmurf

oootie ootie (uti)

Jun 21, 2004 21:50

I had a doctors appointment today and learned that I lost 6 lbs since my last visit, which is exciting. I was so proud of myself too, because I had to pee when I was leaving but decided to hold it in case they made me cup it and they DID make me cup it and I was so ready for that, it was all there, BAM. So good ( Read more... )

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suburbcowgirl June 22 2004, 03:15:58 UTC

holy shit i never thought i'd be able to use this anecdote.

the drunkest i ever got was on uti medicine and a miller high life keg. but it made the uti last like a week longer, at least the part where you constantly feel like you have to pee right then. i call them emergency pees.

bluesmurf June 22 2004, 04:56:18 UTC

See I don't have to pee THAT much more (although I normally go about 20 times a day, and that's a conservative figure) but when I do I'm all WOAH ITS GONNA BE BIG. But then just a little comes out and I'm all disappointed I wasted the time getting up off my ass.

My roommate calls Miller High Life the champagne of beers.

suburbcowgirl June 23 2004, 01:23:40 UTC

damn you must have the smallest bladder ever! does it hurt when you pee? mine doesn't hurt so much as it's like every tennnnnn minnnnnnutes. your roommate calls it the champagne of beer that 'cause it's on the label, silly :)

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bluesmurf June 22 2004, 05:01:02 UTC

AJA! Come to Chicago to see Anna so we can be all "look how hi-larious we are!"

beaner_fabulous June 22 2004, 04:56:20 UTC

awww... i hope your vagina and urinary tract feel better soon! you know, UTI's can be fun! make a game out of it... like try to set a record for how many times you pee in a day. maybe even send it to Ripley's or something! and dont worry it you pee in your pants a little... peeing in your pants is the cooooolest! and as of now, if peeing in your pants is cool, consider emily- miles davis!

bluesmurf June 22 2004, 04:59:53 UTC

Thanks so much, since we're cousins and all I feel it's necessary to inquire about each others vagina's every so often. It makes me feel closer to you.

My roommate Courtney dribbles in her pants every time she laughs or coughs really really hard. She'll be all "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA" and then get up and run down the hall. She tried to convince me that everyone does it but I had to set her straight on that one.

pogmothoin June 22 2004, 06:56:20 UTC

It's like Kim when she got her ootie: "Emily I'm fucking PEEING BLOOD! NO we're GOING TO FONDUE!"
If that girl has anything, she's got spunk.
Cranberry juice will be your best friend now.

bluesmurf June 22 2004, 20:55:14 UTC

That was so sad. We pulled up at the L station and she looked white and she said "Um, after we eat fondue, maybe can you take me to the emergency room?"

"No, we're going RIGHT NOW."

"No, I want fondue!"

Meanwhile she's pissing out blood and moaning in the backseat.

i remember that day jounce June 23 2004, 00:00:40 UTC

you guys were so nice to me that day! and i drank about 5 cranberry juices at dinner, and by the end of meal time i wasnt peeing blood anymore! yay! emily, dont drink on those pills or it wont go away. fo real. anyways, have a good time in new york. diana, id liek to see you sometime soon, hopefully youll be at emilys bday party.

Re: i remember that day bluesmurf June 23 2004, 02:24:57 UTC

The party at Danielle and Tim's has been changed from the 4th to the 3rd, but you are still invited.

heybebe June 22 2004, 12:55:50 UTC

what day you getting here?
Because I'm picking up Rainbo at Newark Airport on Wed. night... Hope to hear from you, I'd love for us to hang out!
C ya babe!

bluesmurf June 22 2004, 16:32:09 UTC

I'm flying into LGA tomorrow (Wednesday) around 4pm and leaving Sunday night at 8pm.

My #'s still the same, I'll see you there!