lisa and i got real drunk tonight and almost bought direct tv.

it's okay to start drinking before you've brushed your teeth, right?

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/apa/380232438.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18274198/

like you needed another reason to vote for hillary clinton...

dude the fucking santa train on the El just blew by my window and it was like a griswold family christmas in my room.

i'm so drunk i just projectile fvomited,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjiw1sACwc

tonight i ate seven tacos.

my stomach was rock hard at liars club because my intestines are full of taco.

i love tacos.

seven.

i think i came out of it relatively unscathed, comparatively. well, comparatively to my mother. my mom met us out at the beacon tap and was shit-TAY. SHIT. TAY. my lord. drinking shots of southern comfort. but i was flying high for a good while before common sense got the best of me and i started drinking water and stole a cab home from some dudes ( Read more... )

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