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turkey is awesome. im never coming home ( Read more... )

I leave for Turkey in 3 weeks. Wooo.

Moving in tomorrow, I have so much shit to do I'm gonna barf.

I miss Amanda like woah.

Here's an old picture. Note the goat mask and the blow up doll.


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Even though I'm told my dog is a German Shephard/Huskie mix, I came across a dog called a Canaan online awhile ago and decided that this is what Ruby is. Look. Anyway, they hail from Israel so this means that Ruby is now mama's little Jew. I've told her that this is a learning experience for both of us, and that I'm making mistakes as I'm going ( Read more... )

I had a doctors appointment today and learned that I lost 6 lbs since my last visit, which is exciting. I was so proud of myself too, because I had to pee when I was leaving but decided to hold it in case they made me cup it and they DID make me cup it and I was so ready for that, it was all there, BAM. So good ( Read more... )

oh crap im drunk.

I hope everyone had a happy and healthy MLKJr day. Last year Alexis and I celebrated by getting really, really drunk and then cleaned out the refrigerator together. This year, not so exciting. I went to Office Max and then read a little about Hitler.

I got really drunk last night with the fam and puked in two plastic shopping bags in the backseat of my dad's minivan so I'm not surprised that I'm up already now since I always seem to wake up early whenever I'm nursing a hangover. But I did win $15 of my family's money after poker, so hey, it's not so bad ( Read more... )

After beating the crap out of Mike for saying he doesn't like redheads, Alison made this depiction of what happens when people diss her kind.


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